Im glad my sister doesn’t judge me.
She just walked in on me practicing my lap dancing.
Yes, I’m broke, and I’m giving a lap dance to someone as a present.
Got any good sexy song suggestions?
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~ Friday, January 27 ~
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~ Friday, December 23 ~
“ you’re the kind of girl that can fuck all day long
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my life
lol
— pretty sure my mom heard him say this. she must be proud of me
~ Saturday, October 1 ~
~ Wednesday, September 14 ~
~ Sunday, July 17 ~
~ Monday, July 11 ~
~ Thursday, July 7 ~
~ Friday, May 27 ~
That moment when you take a shot and it’s the last of the alcohol, and your mouth gets all ominously watery
and the voice in your head is all like, “YOU ARE NOT WASTING ALCOHOL BY THROWING IT UP.”
~ Saturday, May 14 ~
~ Wednesday, May 11 ~
I think I’ve got my Fall 2011 schedule planned out for Cabrillo.
72985: KIN61 Swimming Fitness
73287: PHILO4 Introduction to Philosophy
72066: ANTHR2 Cultural Anthropology
72738: ENGL46A Major British Writers I
72640: ENGL12A Creative Writing: Prose
72063: ANTHR1 Online Lab.
That would be a grand total of…….. 14.5 units!
