Im glad my sister doesn’t judge me.
She just walked in on me practicing my lap dancing.
Yes, I’m broke, and I’m giving a lap dance to someone as a present.
Got any good sexy song suggestions?
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~ Friday, January 27 ~
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~ Friday, December 23 ~
“ you’re the kind of girl that can fuck all day long
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— pretty sure my mom heard him say this. she must be proud of me
~ Friday, October 7 ~
~ Sunday, September 25 ~
~ Monday, August 22 ~
A group of Santa Cruzians paraded Pacific Avenue last night in full-fledged disco gear blasting Disco Inferno from a boom box, stopping occasionally to entertain passers-by. (Submitted by nachosandtoesocks)
My friends planned this :D
Taylor and his brother David are rocking the 70’s clothes. Dig it.
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~ Friday, August 12 ~
~ Friday, May 27 ~
That moment when you take a shot and it’s the last of the alcohol, and your mouth gets all ominously watery
and the voice in your head is all like, “YOU ARE NOT WASTING ALCOHOL BY THROWING IT UP.”
~ Wednesday, March 23 ~
~ Tuesday, February 1 ~
Saesha: You know who you kind of look like?
Me: oh who?
Saesha: That chick! Brittany Murphy! She always looks so fucked up all the time!
(Source: realsavagelike)
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